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Beer Pong Pimp

There are many different tables and many different names,
And many different rules, but the goal is all the same,

Toss a ball across the table into a solo cup,
Splash after splash. Do you really think it's luck?

I'm callin back-right, yep, another hit,
That's 3 in a row, it's called a SplashTrick,

If you didn't pour it weak, you wouldn't be standin in a puddle,
And good luck makin 7 with your rebuttle,

Even though you lost it was time well spent,
But there is no way you are beer pong pimp.

If you own the beer pong table for hours at a time, you are indeed a Beer Pong Pimp.