"I've got a 40oz Koozie" - A Rap by Prime Pimpin
If a 12 ounce beer is just too small,
And you can slam a tallboy on the way to the mall,
You'll drink a tre duece if it's an early night,
But a 40oz beer will really set you right,
You've got to love the Mickey's and OE if it's cold,
The taste of Malt Liquor so smooth and bold,
But drink it up fast so it don't get warm,
Cause a little bit of waste is just poor form,
The Most Original and Unique Theme Party Ideas - Part 1
Okay, so who DOESN'T love a good theme party from time to time. For guys it's a chance to dress up as that dorky cartoon character that you loved as a kid and not get made fun of. For girls it's a chance to flaunt what you've got without being judged.
Here at Prime Pimpin we always recommend throwing a Pimp n' Ho party and mandating that everybody buys a Pimp Cup from us. It will be one hell of a party, I promise.
The July 4th Bling-a-Palooza - A 1 Time Only Belt Buckle and Iced Out Watches Clearance Extravaganza
Here it is, that SAAAAAALLLLLLEEEEEE of the CEEEEEEENNNNNNTURY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Worst Groomsmen Gifts – 6 presents you DON'T want to buy
In many men’s life there comes a time when we meet that special someone, fall in love and have to make the once in a lifetime decision:
What should I get for my groomsmen gifts?
For the wife to be, her gifts were decided milliseconds after she became “the one”. Big diamonds, fancy rings and the wedding of her dreams. However for your guys the thought probably never crossed your mind until weeks or days before the wedding.
A Cinco de Mayo Jingle by Prime Pimpin
The Mexican's beat the French at the battle of Puebla,
Now we all get to celebrate with shots of tequila,
It's Cinco de Mayo or the 5th of May,
It's a damn good reason to party all day,
Some Dos Equis, Corona, and maybe Tecate,
Then more shots of Tequila, some off the body,
Groom and Groomsmen Pimp Cups Now Available!
Over the past year and a half that Prime Pimpin has been in business, we have had many people email us with their product ideas. Some people want us to sell pimp canes, some think that pimp hats would be cool, we have even had one request to carry fur coats.
Since we are always looking for the newest dopest thing, we appreciate your ideas, and have made it easy to submit them to us using our contact form.
How to Open a Beer Bottle the Prime Pimpin Way
I am going to go out on a limb and say that this girl is a keeper.
Are you an Arizona Pimp?
If you've got style, the swaggar, and immaculate timing,
And you're livin in a state where the sun is always shining,
Arizona was founded back in 1912,
And ASU girls are hotter than hell,
If you're rockin floor seats and watchin the Suns,
And praying for another Cardinals Super Bowl run,
You could be in Phoenix or Tucson or Yuma for that matter,
And you throw crazy parties like the Mad Hatter,
If being the most awesome is your intent,
Then you might just be an Arizona Pimp.
Super Duper Dope by Prime Pimpin
If it's Super Duper Dope then it's super duper fly,
Once you've got it on, you'll be catchin some eyes,
And everybody knows that it's pimp like no other,
If you buy just one, you know you'll want another,
We got your size, cause we got them all,
even double XL if your extra tall,
